411

Okay, I think I have a few more job ideas as well as some helpful information for all of you.

First to the job ideas -- computer rental for recently unemployed professionals who were using their company computer as their own personal computer, (although, everyone should experience someone like Laqueesha) cell phone patrol agent - I would love to taser every person who attempts to drive with their cell phone to their ear or walks through the grocery store talking on the phone, personal space consultant - we seem to have consultants for everything from organizing to what to wear, (I knew I shouldn't have worn those pajama-looking pants to work that one day) so why not have someone to coach "close talkers" regarding personal distance, personal hygiene coach - need I explain more?, professional food taster and critic - if Rachel Ray could do it on $40 per day - I can do it on $35, mattress tester - my sleeping skills have gotten super good, Walt Disney World Secret Shopper, and Laqueesha's nail polish caddy - that girl has to have a huge supply of nail polish!

Now for the 411 - This is a serious one for those of you working at Roche.  Roche's Anthem insurance allows you to get medical massages, (I know - I just talked about personal space and now I'm endorsing massages but you gotta love massages!  Unless your name begins with N and you are a lousy driver) for $15 for a one hour massage.  And, for those adventurous enough to utilize a chiropractor, you can get a realignment and massage combo for just $15!!!  I have taken to needing medical massages weekly!  If anyone wants to take advantage - I use Synergy/Abby Eaton and the phone number is 594-0004.

One last thought - I'd love your input - I'm thinking of adding a Glamour Shots to my interview portfolio - what do you think?  With a pink boa and a bunch of make-up!!!!